It's official.

I'm a bitch. I bet you haven't realized that before now. I just threw a rock at the neighbor's dog and yelled at the neighbor. "I'm tired of him pooping in my yard!" At least I didn't say shitting. The neighbor said, "I'm sorry. I'll clean it up in the morning. If they haven't figured out who did the poop delivery on Easter, I bet they realize it now!

Sigh.