Michael's Mommy Meme

You guys are supposed to answer these questions about ME and then email themback to me. Do it or I'll beat you up.
1. What is something mom always says to you? Do a load of dishes!
2. What makes mom happy? Friends
3. What makes mom sad? Children
4. How does your mom make you laugh? By being funny
5. What was your mom like as a child? Caring
6. How old is your mom? very old
7. How tall is your mom? she's not tall
8. What is her favorite thing to do? nothing
9. What does your mom do when you’re not around? I don't want to know.
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? writing
11. What is your mom really good at? cooking
12. What is your mom not very good at? um, how aboutstaying awake during movies
13. What does your mom do for her job? help kick people out of their homes
14. What is your mom’s favorite food? chocolate frosting, or maybe chicken if that doesn't count
15. What makes you proud of your mom? she's very caring about other people.
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? If Disney's Peter Pan counts as a cartoon, she would be Wendy.
17. What do you and your mom do together? watch movies, sit around, walk
18. How are you and your mom the same? We always pee at the same time. Although I pee a lot more than her.
19. How are you and your mom different? Many many ways
20. How do you know your mom loves you? She always talks about me like she cares about me.